Seven Words in TNG

"Hey, junior, you need to respect your

 

elders, even if they are nuts", commanded

 

the ghost of Jack Crusher from a

 

million galaxies away give or take a

 

meaningless multiverse or two of space and...

 

"Hey look! A squirrel!" interjected the ghost,

 

hungering Warf. "Great side dish," he suggested.

 

Troi added, "Squirrel--a dish best served

 

with chocolate sauce, chocolate ice cream, and

 

brightly colored jelly beans which can be

 

arranged to look like the back end

 

of the Andorian curling team." But how

 

did Troi know this? Well, it turned

 

out she once made a trip to

 

Andor during its brief summer vacation time,

 

whilst "on the rebound". The rest is

 

a salacious story involving a Betazed orgy,

 

cut short by the arrival of Ferengi

 

and several Bajorans who were on their

 

best behavior...not. "Hey, look at that