Sorry for the slight delay, anyway the winners are... /// Our special award goes to... /// I also noticed this... And don't worry this... Won't hold me back from these contests, though I think skateboarding is pretty much dead in the 24th centruy! /// /// To the winners may you bask in your glory! This week the theme is 'cleaning up the mess' -- all interpretations are welcome -- and the pictures to be captioned are: The next contest will take place on the 11th of February. Enjoy!
Sisko: Heave! If we're caught with these Risian horgans we're all dead men! Quark: Inflatable Dabo girls? Hmm... The Promenade after a night-long party... The senior staff always tired of Keiko's never-ending attempts to prove her husband's unfaithfulness... Bashir: Miles I know this was an orgy but why did we have to kill everyone? O'Brien: Oh I forgot to tell you, we're actually involved in a Starfleet Intelligence mission.
Thanks for the win! I will continue to bask in my glory! O'Brien: You know, it's always the way. A friend needs to move, tells you that they don't have that much stuff, that it's a walk-up, that you'll be done by noon, the latest, and here it is, 8 p.m. and you're lugging their crap up stairs, while they "supervise" from the sidelines. This the absolute last time I agree to help Dax move! Quark: Well, it took until the 24th century, but they finally put DS9 on Blu-Ray. The Promonade always looked like this after the Yankees won the Galactic Series. Surprisingly, Odo never quite figured out who caused it, despite Sisko's Yankee's cap that he'd wear for a straight month after the team won. Keiko: Uh, I can explain that. You see, I meant to type in "YouTube," but I must have typed in "YouPorn" by accident. Dax: Then why does it show you accessed enough videos to crash the station's server last night? Keiko: Uh, Miles did it! Bashir: This isn't quite how I remember the Alamo, based on what I learned in school...
Jake: "I hate Occupation Re-enactment Day". O'Brien: "Next year I want to be a Cardassian for once. I swear someone's rigged these things". Sisko: "Being Bajoran builds character! Embrace it!" (Five seconds earlier) Quark: "Computer. Calculate the current extent of my debt". (Now) Quark: "I see..." Bashir: "Miles. Why is it every time I pop outside to get a coke from the vending machine, I return to find everyone dead and you holding a smoking rifle?" O'Brien: "Did you get the coke?" Bashir: "Yes". O'Brien: "Then what's the problem?"
'Today begins the glorious reign of the August Majesty that is Empress Sato V! All will kneel in horror and obey' 'And this is what happens when an Irishman and an Englishman enter a bar...ya gobshites!' Quark was less than impressed with the Gates of Hell when he performed the ritual to sell someone's else's soul to achieve a brisk fourth quarterly profit...
Quark: So this is where the Borg baby from Voyager went! Bashir: Wait. How did we get Jem'Hadar weapons before we'd ever made contact with the Dominion?
DAX: I thought O'Brien was at a seminar on Earth. KIRA: He is, Keiko just can't start the day without bitching at him.
TFTW Ln X! Dax: I'm beginning to think Bajor was better off with the Cardies. Kira: Hey! Only Chief O'Brien is allowed to say that.
O'Brien: At last, the station is secure from illegal immigrants. Bashir: Um, we need a new kitchen staff. O'Brien: Well don't look at me! I've got a plastic model of the Alamo to defend. Bashir: I could really go for some taquitos.
Thanks for the win! Sisko: Jake, next time we're hiring professional movers! Quark: Nog? 49er fans were not kind to the promenade after the superbowl. Keiko: Yes, Cardassian Warship Commander, I am now in Command of this station! Kira: We are so screwed... O'Brien: You saw them, they came at me first! Bashir: They were unarmed and were offering us coffee!
Keiko: How do we get the clothes so clean? Ancient Japanese secret. Kira: It's Tide. Quark: Rom! Rom! Come take a look at this! Rom: Oh just flush it already! O'Brien: The outer hatch is open as ordered, sir! Sisko: In the future Chief warn us before you let one rip! Jake: Worth it!