The *NEW* Enterprise Five-Word Thingy!

but Travis wouldn't budge. "I

 

am this ship's new Captain

 

take your non-boomer ass out

 

of my sight before I

 

have you thrown in the

 

brig for harshing our buzz!"

 

Travis got up, looking dejected

 

and started gyrating erotically. Archer

 

seemed hypnotized by his swaying

 

hips but maintained control over

 

over Hoshi, who was swooning,

 

and yearning to gyrate with

 

the joystick that Travis uses

 

to steer the ship when

 

some evasive maneuvering is needed.

 

Starfleet Command had been advised

 

against allowing junior officers to

 

have the authority to alter

 

gyrate on joysticks. Anything that

 

unsanitary had to be bad.