TOS five word thingy!!!

, stripped naked and pole-danced

 

all around him, with feeling

 

and great verve. This made

 

Uhura join her, naked too,

 

Captain Kirk's large bulge in

 

sync with Uhura's perky ass

 

combined for a very amazing

 

and hypnotic show, fascinating Sulu

 

and Chekov, who were sitting

 

at the helm, not noticing

 

Kang sabotaging the engineering station.

 

Scotty strolled in, saw Kang

 

, took his Claymore and charged

 

headlong in his direction, impaling

 

the first Klingon he saw,

 

who happened to be the

 

one trying to dissuade Kang

 

from starting a feud that

 

now was on. Scotty swinged

 

like a pendulum dood and