TOS five word thingy!!!

he'd realize if his likeness

 

could be plastered all over

 

the quadrants Heineken beer posters.

 

Earlier promotional campaigns using the

 

Enterprise crew was met with

 

mixed reviews because the ads

 

failed to convey the real

 

sense of drinking aboard a

 

Federation Cruiser. Starfleet countered this

 

by launching a special advertising

 

section in the local papers

 

asking people to send their

 

favorite beer drinking games across

 

different age groups. Older drinkers

 

were always the most amusing

 

. You would think experience would

 

make a person more refined

 

but instead, ribald stories were

 

quite common about how they

 

were all able to score