Thread: Tuvok Unchained
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Old July 7 2014, 06:00 PM   #107
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Re: Tuvok Unchained

In an experiment by Paramount Studios, Voyager M.A. (Mature Audiences) is launched...picking up from last weeks episode, "The Talaxian Code" -so as not to confuse the viewing audience - Harry, after a grueling, sweaty, oil-soaked 8 straight hours as the J7 Towel Boy, finds himself tumescent for more than 4 hours, and reports to sick bay...the Doctor prescribes an analgesic cream...the results of the "Neelix Investigation" point, rather than foul play, to "love play" gone wrong...Cardassian "Master/Slave" fetishism is well known for "mock-crucifixions" (NOT Canon)...interestingly, this is the only episode of Voyager M.A. ever broadcast, due to a massive fan write-in suggesting many M.A. Story line ideas, and Paramount unable to procure a Cinemax channel for its own use...the existence of a rumored, secretly shot "Babes and Hunks of Voyager" could not be substantiated...
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