Dax: "I'm Jadzia Dax, and I'm the the commander of the Defiant."
Worf: "Excuse me, but I'm the ship's commander."
Dax: "No I am.
Worf: "When Captain Sisko isn't aboard, the ship is mine."
Dax: "Oh bullshit, that's just Benjamin throwing you a bone."
Worf: "Simply because you call the Captain by his first name ..."
Kira: "Can I break in here?"
Dax/Worf: "NO !!!!
Dax: "Okay, can we at least shave your back hair?"
Joran: "Ezra, it's just a spider, and a fairly small one at that."