Thanks for the win!
"That awkward moment when she found out Worf has TiVo'ed Hellraiser 3"
"Mention Becker one more time...I dare you."
"DON'T TOUCH IT!! The bottle said if it lasts more than 4 hours to call a doctor, well he still has 20 minutes."
"No way Old Man, seven hours???"
"Seven Hours. When he lost all feeling in his legs he finally allowed us to call Julian. You should have seen it Benjamin, it looked like some engorged mutant tick, all different shades of purple and blue. Julian says due to loss of blood flow and nerve damage he might not walk again."
"Holy Crap! When you said no cats I thought maybe you had an allergy, I guess I was wrong!"