Jem'Hadar: We are a Jem'Hadar strike force. And you are...?
Dax: A Trill with PMS.
Jem'Hadar: Sorry to bother you.
Dax: Look at us! DS9 needs a proper barber with proper scissors! Or at least a mirror!
I'm sensing discomfort.
You're a Trill, not a Betazoid.
In that case get moving or I'll gut you like a targ, urinate on your corpse and then go kick some ridged Klingon ass myself.
Oh for a happy medium with females in this century.
Well you know how Uhura is always sitting on the bridge? I asked her if she was smuggling a tribble up her skant, and for some reason she got offended.
Now say "Go ahead, make my day."
Go ahead, make the day.
Make my day
Make me my day!
What the hell is wrong with you, crazy skank!
...Crazy skank with the space gun. Make my 26 hour day!