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Old June 14 2014, 01:44 AM   #2633
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Re: ‘Superman & Batman’ movie will follow ‘Man of Steel’

^ That's the silly thing about it to me. The magic word he says that transforms him is Shazam so he goes by... Shazam?

"Wow thank you so much, what's your name?"
"Shazam" *lightning bolt falls from sky, turns him back into kid/teen*
"Sooo... you're a kid?!"


"Who's your favorite superhero? Mine's Batman."
"Oh I like a lot of them... Superman's cool."
"Oh who's the big red one? What's his name, Shazoom?"
"You mean Shazam?" *bolt of lightning*
"If Romeo had just masturbated a couple of times a week he would have saved both those nice families a heap of trouble."
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