: Mr. Lucas, how do you explain that in Star Wars Obi-Wan tells Luke when he met his father he was a great pilot, but in Menace he's just a little boy?
: Well, my kids thought...
: And how come Obi-Wan tells Luke that Yoda is the Jedi that trains him, but in the movie Liam Neeson trains him?
: Um, well, the power of myth...
: Isn't it true you knew this was a bad movie, that you wrote it over a weekend but told people you had it written for years?
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