June 6 2014, 04:13 AM
Re: Kate Mulgrew - Orange is the New black
did this post come from?
I am diligently counting down the hours while watching "Can't fix crazy" and updating reviews and THIS sneaks in unnoticed!!!!
Ai Yi Yi Yi Yi!
Gina.... you go get the Rum!
Norma, you line up the hula dancers, and don't settle for anyone with skinny chicken legs!
So I've been thinking JRulez, it comes out in a day. People will be showing up here, dropping in, drive by posting, hanging out.. don't you think we should spruce the thread up a bit? You know, drinks, decorations.
WAIT I KNOW LET'S HAVE A LUAU!!!!
An Orange is the NEW Black LUAU!
We can wear these..
We can decorate.. better keep it plastic, we don't know what kind of people will be showing up and it might get a bit frenzied..
THERE WILL BE ENTERTAINMENT!!
I think this is an orange and black coffee cocktail, HOW FITTING!
Yes. Yes. Everyone will want to come to this thread now and hang out, it will be the most popular Orange is the New Black Luau thread on the internet.
Teacake... this will be the biggest, baddest Luau the TrekBBS has ever seen.
But just remember one thing.
If I told you once I've told you a thousand times.
Don't you like my idea JRulez. About the party. We can have pineapple pruno.
There's not enough booze in Litchfield...
Dare I say, there's not enough booze in New York STATE
There's not enough booze in all of MOTHER RUSSIA...
To get ME to drink PRUNO!!!!!
I TOLD Norma "no skinny chicken legs".
If a job's worth doing right, I guess I will just have to do it myself.
"But life is a battle: may we all be enabled to fight it well!" Charlotte Bronte