Okay well I did graduate from high school and also the school of hard knocks and also I think I took some courses once but I seem to have blocked it out but WILL I get this cake (I can supply the tea) too?
You may need to join our family, but I think the only single males are under the age of 6. You could co-adopt, I suppose. There's one whose first and middle names really are Jake Ryan
Now imagine him as a superhero cape-wearing preschooler.