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Old May 12 2014, 06:55 AM   #7
Re: Fate of Orcs in LOTR

Much like William Shatner, they were typecast and found it very difficult to get any work.

"Ah, yes, Mr Orgblatt, I see you've applied for a job working with the disabled. Unfortunately, I don't think you're the right person for this position."

"But I have all the qualifications!"

"I'm sure you do, but a heavy hand is not what these people need right now."

"What are you talking about? I can be as gentle as a kitten!"

"And add to that the fact that you disabled quite a few of these people yourself..."
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