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Old May 12 2014, 01:48 AM   #1
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Deep Space Nine Caption Contest 93: Garak. Plain, Simple, Garak.

With foes, friends, and those in-between Bajorans out of the way, we're finally getting to the regular cast. Mr. Garak is in a class by himself, but first -- winners!

JirinPanthosa wrote: View Post

MARTOK: I'm impressed Avery. You finally found a role that fits your acting style.
MARTOK: We should swap characters.

DUKAT: No, this is how we must leave the lighting during the attack. When Sisko beams over, he'll think we're Prophets.
Triskelion wrote: View Post

Gul Dukat: Do you know why Quark only hires Bajoran dabo girls?
Odo: No, why?
Gul Dukat: He heard they have a Prophet motive.
Odo: That's it, you're under arrest.
LeadHead wrote: View Post

Baseball player: Aggressive, Adversarial.
Baseball Player hit by pitch.
Baseball Player: Painful!
Mr. Laser Beam wrote: View Post

Winn: I'm sorry, Solbor, I must have forgotten basic anatomy. You really should have asked someone else to do your prostate exam.
Nebusj wrote: View Post

Jaro: ``Look, I know I'm a despicable, dishonest, deceptive, fundamentally unprincipled, malicious, manipulative I'm standing right behind you, aren't I?''

Leadhead wrote: View Post

Dukat: Odo, I need for you to find the murderer.
Odo stares at Dukat
Dukat: Not funny, Odo.
And now, continuing on the countdown to 100....Garak, plain and simple.

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"The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.." - Commander Montgomery Scott.
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