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Old May 9 2014, 09:46 PM   #39
The Gorniad
Re: TOS Caption Contest #285: The Galileo Caption

"Mmmm...two large cups. Lucky we need them because she obviously doesn't."

McCoy: "It's life, but not as we know it"

Spock: "What does that mean?"

McCoy: "It's dead"

Spock: "Well, the engines are screwed. We're not going anywhere."

Scotty: "Hang on; I was watching The Flintstones last night and I've had a great idea."

"Sir, I need to have the afternoon off"

"Why's that Lieutenant?"

"Well, I was using the Orgasmatron this morning and I accidentally turned it up to Kirk"

"Very well, crewman, you're relieved"

"Tell me something I don't know"

"Hey Jim, you know those rumours about Sulu? Well...we did the slingshot to 2014 and it turns out they're all true."
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