"Mmmm...two large cups. Lucky we need them because she obviously doesn't."
McCoy: "It's life, but not as we know it"
Spock: "What does that mean?"
McCoy: "It's dead"
Spock: "Well, the engines are screwed. We're not going anywhere."
Scotty: "Hang on; I was watching The Flintstones last night and I've had a great idea."
"Sir, I need to have the afternoon off"
"Why's that Lieutenant?"
"Well, I was using the Orgasmatron this morning and I accidentally turned it up to Kirk"
"Very well, crewman, you're relieved"
"Tell me something I don't know"
"Hey Jim, you know those rumours about Sulu? Well...we did the slingshot to 2014 and it turns out they're all true."