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Old May 5 2014, 08:23 AM   #13
Santa Garrus
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest 92: With Friends like These....

Dukat: Odo, I need for you to find the murderer.

Odo stares at Dukat

Dukat: Not funny, Odo.

Baseball player: Aggressive, Adversarial.

Baseball Player hit by pitch.

Baseball Player: Painful!

Jaro: You and I shall be the greatest leaders Bajor has ever known! I mean unless the Cardassians are supplying my criminal organization and you start working with Dukat and get killed in a double cross.

Martok: Wow, mercilessly killing guards with a surprise attack is really tiring. Sisko, you kill the next one.

Solbor: And I thought the salary was murder...

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