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Old May 5 2014, 02:10 AM   #1
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Movies Caption Contest #244: Hanging out in Engineering

Hello everyone! Sorry about the tardiness again, I lost track of how much time had passed since I started the last contest.

First up to the plate, we have the "Computer Interface Issues" Award, going to:

Triskelion wrote: View Post

Picard: Computer, hold all my calls. I am not to be disturbed.
Computer: Acknowledged. All calls will be put on hold.
No, don't put them on hold, hold all my calls.
Computer: All calls will not be put on hold but will not be held.
Picard: Listen to me! Hold all my calls! Do not put any calls through at all costs!
Computer: Listen to you hold your calls while putting any calls through at all costs.
Picard: Data! Are you on the com impersonating the computer again?!
Query unrecognized. Please input the specified parameters.
Picard: Oh very well then.
Next, we have the "OKklingon" Award, going to:
Alrik wrote: View Post

Crusher: "Hi, my name is Beverly. I'm the CMO of the Enterprise. I like candle light dinners, long walks on the beach, and would love to find someone to share my mornings enjoying coffee and a qwaa saunt."

Gowron (O.S.): "What? This dating site is useless. Switch it off. NOW!"
Next, we have the "Failed Arguments" Award, going to:

Maurice wrote: View Post

TAKEI: ILM! Come back! The script's not that bad!
Two Photoshops really caught my eye this time around and both were the from the same poster so a double award for Armored Saint!

Armored Saint wrote: View Post

Armored Saint wrote: View Post

LEADHEAD: Fuck that, I continue my nap.

inflatabledalek wrote: View Post

COMPUTER: Your Spacetube video spoof of the film Downfall with Hitler asking what the hell is Star Fleet doing not sending the Enterprise to fight the Borg has finished uploading.

Picard: Excellent, that'll show'em!
Congratulations to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated!

Sorry about the continued delays, I'll try to start the next one sometime before 2015.

Many thanks to Nerys Myk for my awesome avatar!

Check out the Caption contests in the TOS, TNG and Movies I-X forums!
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