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Old May 5 2014, 01:10 AM   #1
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Movies Caption Contest #244: Hanging out in Engineering

Hello everyone! Sorry about the tardiness again, I lost track of how much time had passed since I started the last contest.




First up to the plate, we have the "Computer Interface Issues" Award, going to:

Triskelion wrote: View Post


Picard: Computer, hold all my calls. I am not to be disturbed.
Computer: Acknowledged. All calls will be put on hold.
Picard:
No, don't put them on hold, hold all my calls.
Computer: All calls will not be put on hold but will not be held.
Picard: Listen to me! Hold all my calls! Do not put any calls through at all costs!
Computer: Listen to you hold your calls while putting any calls through at all costs.
Picard: Data! Are you on the com impersonating the computer again?!
Computer:
Query unrecognized. Please input the specified parameters.
Picard: Oh very well then.
Computer:
Ass.
Next, we have the "OKklingon" Award, going to:
Alrik wrote: View Post


Crusher: "Hi, my name is Beverly. I'm the CMO of the Enterprise. I like candle light dinners, long walks on the beach, and would love to find someone to share my mornings enjoying coffee and a qwaa saunt."

Gowron (O.S.): "What? This dating site is useless. Switch it off. NOW!"
Next, we have the "Failed Arguments" Award, going to:

Maurice wrote: View Post


TAKEI: ILM! Come back! The script's not that bad!
Two Photoshops really caught my eye this time around and both were the from the same poster so a double award for Armored Saint!


Armored Saint wrote: View Post
And

Armored Saint wrote: View Post

LEADHEAD: Fuck that, I continue my nap.



inflatabledalek wrote: View Post


COMPUTER: Your Spacetube video spoof of the film Downfall with Hitler asking what the hell is Star Fleet doing not sending the Enterprise to fight the Borg has finished uploading.

Picard: Excellent, that'll show'em!
Congratulations to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated!

Sorry about the continued delays, I'll try to start the next one sometime before 2015.







Enjoy!
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