: Odo, shapeshift into a comfort woman for your old friend Skrain, okay? It's been a long duty shift.
: Go spin on a Dabo table.
(offscreen): He says his name is Mike Trout VIII. You sure this guy can hit?
: With your colleagues in the Vedek Assembly backing my candidacy, Bajor will be ours.
: Yeah, yeah, walk with the Prophets, I got it. Now if you don't take your hands off me this instant, I put my Vedek hat up your Politician ass.
: I'm sorry, Solbor, I must have forgotten basic anatomy. You really should have asked someone else to do your prostate exam.