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Old April 30 2014, 09:23 PM   #6
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest 92: With Friends like These....

Odo: Why are you looking at me like that?
Dukat: Odo...I wish I knew how to quit you.

Have you ever had that...not-so-fresh feeling?

Winn: What do you mean, you faked every orgasm?

Klingon: (sighs) Well, throw a rope over the rafters and hang me high!
Martok: Go jump on a bat'leth, petaQ.

Solbor: Volaaaaaaareeeeeeeeee....
Winn: (stab) STOP THAT! You are SO tone-deaf!

Odo (Prophet): Lens flares are of Bajor.
Sweet dreams are made of cheese
Who am I to diss a Brie?
I Cheddar the world and the Feta cheese
Everybody's looking for Stilton
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