Quentin Tarantino's Star Trek. Phaser fire, even on stun, leaves a hole clear through a human torso. Spock says "fuck" about 300 times.
Naah, I think Robert Meyer Burnette had it right when he imagined a QT DS9 movie, with hot sweaty klingon sex and lots of greatness.
If QT had gotten to make CASINO ROYALE his way, we'd've had a faithful and absolutely amazing classic instead of the schizophrenic mess that so many of you ate up like it was actually tasty vittles.