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Old April 24 2014, 03:09 AM   #12
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Re: What If: Captain Riker of the USS Voyager

Okay I'll take Q in the bath with Riker, if that saves Deanna from such future hell. Even though I can think of many more folk I would rather see Q in the bath with, NuKirk comes to mind after all he was experimental with the lovely cat ladies plural. I bet his curiosity would be all perked up, super being offering super alien sex. Poor NuKirk, the reality!

Q to Riker: Is that your trombone or are you just..

Riker: My trombone? I don't keep my trombone in the bath.

Q: ...

Jesus it would be boring. Banter boy Riker is not.

"Damnit Spock. God damnit!" Kirk ST:V
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