Okay I'll take Q in the bath with Riker, if that saves Deanna from such future hell. Even though I can think of many more folk I would rather see Q in the bath with, NuKirk comes to mind after all he was experimental with the lovely cat ladies plural. I bet his curiosity would be all perked up, super being offering super alien sex. Poor NuKirk, the reality!
Q to Riker: Is that your trombone or are you just..
Riker: My trombone? I don't keep my trombone in the bath.
Jesus it would be boring. Banter boy Riker is not.