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Old April 15 2014, 01:55 PM   #16
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #285: The Galileo Caption

Ferris: "Wow! Sugartits here sure can't pour a decent cup of coffee. Must be good in bed, huh, Jimmy boy?"
Kirk: "Uhura, you've got the Universal Translator stuck in Mel Gibson mode."
Uhura os: "The UT isn't activated, sir."
Yeoman slaps Ferris

McCoy: "Cat turd?"
Boma: "Cat turd."
Spock: "Felis catus excreta."

Scott: "Why are there tribbles humping in my engine compartment...? That damn Korax!"

Kellowitz: "I'm sorry sir, the Road Runner keeps getting away!"

McCoy: "I've completed the female crew complement physicals. Five pregnancies this month. Two of them are Spock's, three of them are Chekov's. You're in the clear. But Starfleet's gonna think we have a problem."
Kirk: "None of them were mine? Wait... Chekov?"
"Don't try to live so wise. Don't cry 'cause you're so right.
Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end."

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