Ferris: "Wow! Sugartits here sure can't pour a decent cup of coffee. Must be good in bed, huh, Jimmy boy?"
Kirk: "Uhura, you've got the Universal Translator stuck in Mel Gibson mode."
: "The UT isn't activated, sir."
Yeoman slaps Ferris
McCoy: "Cat turd?"
Boma: "Cat turd."
Spock: "Felis catus excreta."
Scott: "Why are there tribbles humping in my engine compartment...? That damn Korax!"
Kellowitz: "I'm sorry sir, the Road Runner keeps getting away!"
McCoy: "I've completed the female crew complement physicals. Five pregnancies this month. Two of them are Spock's, three of them are Chekov's. You're in the clear. But Starfleet's gonna think we have a problem."
Kirk: "None of them were mine? Wait... Chekov?"