First Officer's Log Supplemental: Troi badly misunderstood me when I asked her if she'd like to get my rocks off...
Data: You sister shot something very different into my face.
Ishara: Shut up!
Worf's Personal Log: Getting my annual prostate exam from Doctor Crusher is just too embarrassing, I'm going to have to put in for a transfer to a place where the CMO isn't going to so much as slightly arouse me when they stick their finger in my Great Hall.
Frakes: ...And this is for getting more plots than us!
Riker: You wouldn't think it, but using a holodeck always adds a surprising amount of age to my look.