Think you're contest is over, but I love doing these things, so here's a few more:-
Do you mind not doing that right now Harry!
F### you Tom!
Suffice to say you should probably stick to synthehol at the next ship party.
Computer activate Erotic Massage Hologram.
Please state the nature of the.....CAPTAIN?!?!?
Dammit computer, wrong EMH!
Oh god, my eye!
No really, I can't see.
No one cares Tom!
Hahahaha, poke the other eye!
: This is a recipe my grandmother used to make us when I was just a child. Have I ever told you about my mother, fascinating woman...
: - gulp gulp gulp -