Is your uncle really trying to flirt with Kira?
He lost a bet. Or he's trying to win one.
And if you press this button, the console - EXPLODES IN YOUR FACE!
(The console explodes in his face.)
Sisko, sipping raktajino
: That must have hurt. What was the plan, exactly?
: ..you were supposed to have been sitting here.
: We've received another communique from this Dr. Horrible person.
Ignore it. The Dominion is no 'evil league of evil'.
: Certainly not! You in your wisdom have created in it the most beneficent-
That 'Freeze Ray' might keep certain mouthy shapeshifters in their place..