IRA STEPHEN BEHR: I have a lock on the actress playing Ziyal.
RON MOORE: Fire. With that actress the stories we have planned for her would be far too creepy.
JAKE: Resist the urge to kick the chair over. Resist the urge to kick the chair over. Oh, screw it, it's just far too good! (Kick)
QUARK: So you're telling me, 20th century Earth is just like Ferenginar, only with FEWER regulatory laws?!
WEYOUN: I've analyzed their attack pattern. Still I can't understand how they managed to take us by surprise.
DAMAR: They attacked from above. You know space is 3d right?
FOUNDER: *sigh* "First, prepare to activate the next Weyoun clone."
SISKO: You know I watched Les Miserables last week. Russell Crowe was great.
EDDINGTON: You're dead to me.