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Old March 21 2014, 07:46 AM   #17
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest 89: Springing Forward

'Commander, what is a "duck face"?'

"I was in Under Siege 2"
"I was in Syriana"
"Fine, you bat first"

"He's how many months pregnant??"

"I'll be your valet this evening sir"

"Remember that time you got hold of that bad acid and didn't come down for two weeks, you kept telling everyone that you were Jesus Christ and then you jumped off a roof 'cause you thought you could fly!"
"What a bummer."
"No shit."
"I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six."
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