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Old March 18 2014, 07:10 AM   #251
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Re: list of boyfriend rules

Hmmm...

My list is short and sweet.

1. Humor.
If you don't have a sense of humor, I cannot deal with you.

2. Loyalty or Monogamy.
Either don't cheat on me or at least have the courtesy to tell me before you do so that way we can end it and you can have your jollies.

3. Respect my family. Me and you can fight all we want, but don't you dare yell or fight or threaten my family. I've already dealt with someone who nearly gave my mom a heart attack. Not going to go through that again.

4. Independence.
I want you to want me, but I still need my space and ability to live my own life.

5. Intelligence.
Self...evident?
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