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Old March 3 2014, 05:50 PM   #38
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Re: Movies Caption Contest #242: Regular Programming

Admiral Dougherty: Sorry Picard, as you can see from our shiny space outfits, this club is "Members Only," if you know what I mean.
Picard: Surely someone on this ship could let me borrow such a jacket long enough for a diplomatic mission, Mister LaForge?
Geordi: Why would you assume I had a Member's Only jacket?
Beth. He totally does, though.
LaForge: That's not the point!

Scotty: This Thai masseuse looks like she has strong hands.
Chekov: Are you senile? She's got an adam's apple!
Sulu: And...?

I'm drunk enough, now I'm ready to tell Spock about the birds and the bees and the Yeomen and the performance evaluations.

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