Admiral Dougherty: Sorry Picard, as you can see from our shiny space outfits, this club is "Members Only," if you know what I mean.
Picard: Surely someone on this ship could let me borrow such a jacket long enough for a diplomatic mission, Mister LaForge?
Geordi: Why would you assume I
had a Member's Only jacket?
Beth. He totally does, though.
LaForge: That's not the point!
Scotty: This Thai masseuse looks like she has strong hands.
Chekov: Are you senile? She's got an adam's apple!
I'm drunk enough, now I'm ready to tell Spock about the birds and the bees and the Yeomen and the performance evaluations.