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Old February 25 2014, 04:44 AM   #8
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Re: Next Film Bad Guy Should Be.....

...JJ Abrams and his nefarious creation, Lehnze Flaire...

...Data, while scanning the Quadrant for Things That Should Not Be, detects the signature energy pulse of the Lehnze, and the plot could continue around various stomach-churning, eye-rolling, face-palming (thanks to bbjeg for this one) twists and turns until <insert character name here> figures out how to eliminate the Flaire by stacking a variable neutral density filter with a polarizer, or better still, send Abrams into the holodeck program with Piscopo and the "comedy", with no hope of ever getting out...

...yeah...like that...
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