TFTW Captain Kathryn
Tom: I was feeling bad about not being able to win Kes, but you cheered me up as usual.
Kim: Because of my jaunty licorice stick tune?
Tom: No, because you play clarinet better than you play women - and you suck at clarinet.
Drunk again, Captain?
No, I jus' can't find the floor.
EMH: Don't be modest, Captain. It's nothing I haven't seen before.
...On a dude.