Opaka: "Keep you eyes on the spacelanes, Emissary, hands at ten to two."
Sisko: "Back seat pilot!"
Cha'Pok: "I will gladly refrain from killing you on Tuesday, for a targburger today."
Odo: "You died in the crash, but it's okay. I want you to know that I got over it."
Future Bashir: "I'm here to warn you about the future, about the Dominion War, the Founders, the Pah-Wraiths and Dukat that cause your death, Jadzia, all the times you get tortured, Miles, and that really bad haircut you have in six years, Nerys."
The look of a man who couldn't get laid even in a holosuite...
Odo: "You're accused of contributing to the torture and abuse of several Bajoran children and ten children of other races on this station, two Bajoran adults, and significantly reducing business traffic on the promenade."
O'Brien: "How the devil did I do that?"
Sisko: "You let Molly join the school choir. Keiko must be immune, but the other teachers are complaining. The rest of the class are having nightmares. Bashir has even had to treat several of the station's Cardassian Voles for stress.