Picard was rather dismayed to find Jono handling Picard's rare Kurlan sex toy.
Worf: Sir, the tricorder is indicating this stream contains almost 100% hydrogen oxide! I suspect deliberate contamination!
Captain's Personal Log, supplemental. Note to self: No matter how much I enjoy Bounty bars, do NOT eat any I find lying around in caves.
Picard: Now, everyone, watch my impersonation of the main deflector dish!