Worf: Captain, receiving a message from Vash, she is curious if you are still exclusive.
Picard: (thinking) Dangit.
Jono: How breakable is this? Lets find out!
Worf: Sir, it appears that the stream does not actually contain beer.
Riker: Dang, false advertising again.
Picard: Somebody named Neelix said I should try this "Leola root."
Picard: I have not slept with Beverly and may the lord strike me down if I lie-