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Old February 14 2014, 03:30 PM   #27
The Laughing Vulcan
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #282: Love Connection

Thanks for the win!

Lenore: "Why Captain, it's nice of you to say. I get all of my furs at H. Mudd and Associates. Incidentally, where did you get your toupee, it looks so natural?"
Kirk: "H. Mudd and Associates..."

Scott: "I invented it myself sair, a microwave for frigid women."
Kirk: "Officer thinking, Mr Scott."

Kirk over communicator: "Mr Spock. Mr Spock! Are you okay down there. Do you need help?"
Spock: "Not likely, Captain. The two of us are gonna have a threesome if you know what I mean."
Leila: "Ooh, I love Vulcans!"

Chekov: "How about a little roleplay?"
Landon: "Sure, I'll be any woman in the universe... and you be Geordi LaForge."
Chekov: "Aw crap!"

Natira: "You know, for a Doctor specialising in xenobiology, I didn't expect you to be that shocked at the revelation that Yonadan women have the penises in the species."
"Don't try to live so wise. Don't cry 'cause you're so right.
Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end."

Anime @ MyReviewer

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