1) nice handwriting
I don't really use handwriting, but I can print up a storm. I learned from Artie Simek.
Make that... too
I visit my Mom every Saturday.
4) not living with parents
Not since 1982.
What about writing? Sure, art is essential, and I'm not bad at it, but writing is really more intricate, complex, and layered, and stuff.
Absolutely. Just like my idol, Columbo.
8) takes you to nice place
I know the best Chat Rooms.
Meaning mine? Sure, if you like a cross between The Old Curiosity Shop and an Amazon warehouse.
10) likes children / wants children
Tolerates children, would rather die than have children.
Laughs at jewelry.
Intently. To music and old radio shows.
There's stuff in there. Stuff that has to come out!
14) no kissing on first date
That was around 1974, so it's water under the bridge.
15) marry someone who respects you
Doesn't believe in marriage. Would certainly only live with someone if there was mutual respect.
Off the scale.
Nobody can nuke a Healthy Choice dinner like me.
Fantastic. Secure with great benefits. And I work from home. It's like a dream.
In some sense....
Very, except when I'm not.
21) respect different religions
I treat all religions with equal cynicism.
I don't know. It seems simple enough, but I keep getting "Hutchinson," "Hutchings," "Hutchens," etc.
I can't get enough of myself.
"At" or "with?"
At this point I have no choice.
Baby? What baby?
I change the names to protect the innocent.
28) brushes teeth and flosses
What teeth there are left, yes.
Sure, but not enough to do it.
I treat my pets like people.
A weird last name wouldn't be much of a hindrance since nowadays (at least in my country) it's no prob at all for the husband to take on the name of his wife.
One of my biggest pet peeves my whole life has been women changing their names to their husbands.' Men changing their names to their wives' doesn't have the same history, but it's still not pleasing. People should keep their real names.