MINUET: They are binary lifeforms. They created me because your 'Creepy' value was set to 1.
K'ELYHR: Oh, right, you haven't spent any time around other Klingons. You think most of them actually behave honorably.
MU PICARD: It's good to be king.
GEORDI: You know, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd order by frequency of use. Which would have the effect of putting U and I not directly next to each other, but much closer than they are now.
DATA: Ahh, food coloring. The single most deadly substance to an android.