Re: list of boyfriend rules
Robert Maxwell wrote:
Some of the points are pretty judgmental (last name, wtf?).
When you're six and nine, name-based insults are like the ultimate schoolyard slam, so it's probably thinking along those lines.
How many young lives has Shirley Shirley bo-burly banana-fana fo-firley Ellis ruined with that damn Name Game
song she wrote? How many?
My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.