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Old February 12 2014, 10:21 PM   #19
Locutus of Bored
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Re: list of boyfriend rules

Robert Maxwell wrote: View Post
Some of the points are pretty judgmental (last name, wtf?).
When you're six and nine, name-based insults are like the ultimate schoolyard slam, so it's probably thinking along those lines.

How many young lives has Shirley Shirley bo-burly banana-fana fo-firley Ellis ruined with that damn Name Game song she wrote? How many?
My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
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