: No Jean-Luc, I said could you manage Troi, not menage a trois.
I've told you before Worf, not in front of the view screen.
: So Beverley, are you prepared to, ahem, go Baldly, where no one has gone before.
Not even with a medical tricorder Jean-Luc.
: I never usually get to a second date once they find out Data's fully-functional.
: Hmm, Whale Puke, animal urine and beaver excrement. And you use this to enhance you odour Counsellor Troi?