Can I choose have a drink with Guinan? She would have exotic liquors.
I'll go with the drink with McCoy, because Neelix's food would be made from liola roots and the others would probably use a replicator. And I think McCoy would start telling stories if he got drunk.
Would you rather be an eight year old human child forced to take calculus, or a Ferengi teenager forced to buy an apprenticeship?