PICARD (thinking): I want to go and create my own holodeck sex-doll. But I also like to watch. Decisions, Decisions...
K'EHLYER: Really? Even in this uniform? I'm up here Worf.
CRUSHER: You want me to put my hand where?!
HENSHAW (laughing): Computer, end simulation!
HENSHAW: God, he gets lamer every time I replay it.
RIKER: It's the Tsiolkovsky
virus. Hey, don't laugh, it got him laid once, it can do it again!