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Old February 11 2014, 05:12 PM   #16
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #282: Love Connection

Kirk: If you need me I'll be up here with the coxswain.
Lenore: The guy who blows the whistle?
Kirk: No, that's the boatswain.
Lenore: Oh, the guy who steers the ship.
Kirk: No, that's a helmsman.
Lenore: Oh, the one who lades the cargo.
Kirk: Now that one is a stevedore.
Lenore: Not the steersman, then.
Kirk: Actually, that's the coxswain.
Lenore: Oh here we go again!
Kirk: I'll stick any complaints into my duty log.
Lenore: That's what my last captain said before he disembarked his seamen.
Coxswain: I thank you.

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