"Looks like we're stranded on this uninhabited, Eden-like planet forever, Pavel. That being the case, I've never much liked the name 'Martha.' Call me by my middle name, 'Eve.'"
"Alright, and you can call me by my middle name, 'Adamovitch.' 'Adam' for short."
Lieutenant Leslie wakes from his dream and starts frantically scribbling notes for his next fanfic.
"I'm sorry, Natira, I just can't. Tonya Barrows and I are going steady."
"Hey, is that real fur?"
"Yes. It's dyed tribble fur."
an endangered species then!"