Robert Maxwell wrote:
It's too bad God doesn't show up for a Q&A session. It would go just like this:
Host: And here's God Almighty to answer your questions. Yes, you, down in front.
Asker: Hey, God. Long-time fan. Is it true that You can make a burrito so spicy even You can't eat it?
God: (angry) THERE WILL BE NO MORE QUESTIONS!
For some reason, the voice of God, in my head, sounds like Lrr, from the planet Omicron Persei 8.