"Alright, if you insist. I'll go change into something that smells a little less like musk."
"Aye, she's a bonnie lass, alright! She's even consented to lettin' me put her into suspended animation to accommodate my necrophilia fetish! See? Ye never know unless ye ask!"
"Yes, Spocky-wocky wuvs his widdle ooche-woochie coochie-coo! Yes, him does... Wait! Are you broadcasting this over the ship's comm system?!!"
"Have you given any thought at all to what would happen if the captain were to come along and catch us in flagrante delicto
"I'm twenty-two years old! I don't think anywhere near that far ahead!"
"No, this is wrong! I should be trying to save my friends' lives! Not in here consorting with you!"
"When was the last time you saved your friends' lives?"
"Oh...a few weeks ago."
"And when was the last time you had sex?"
"...You make a very good point."