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Old February 10 2014, 05:37 PM   #7
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Re: TNG Caption This! 346: Lovey Dovey

Thanks for the win, LeadHead!

Minuet: "I may be a computer-generated hologram, but even I'm having a hard time getting 'in the mood' with your captain staring at me like a lion staring at a gazelle."
Riker: "We don't mention gazelles in Starfleet anymore."

Worf: "I love it when you're butch!"

Picard: "Next time you're in the mood for a little role-playing, I just read a fascinating entry from James Kirk's old Enterprise logs about a place called the 'Mirror Universe' and something called a 'captain's woman.'"

LaForge: "And don't worry, I would never even think of trying anything improper with a sweet, wholesome girl like you--"
Henshaw: "I think I've got sand in my coochie!"

Riker: "This should make for an interesting scent. Eau de perfume combined with Cosmoline."
Troi: "Very fetching!"
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