Thanks for the win, LeadHead
"I may be a computer-generated hologram, but even I'm
having a hard time getting 'in the mood' with your captain staring at me like a lion staring at a gazelle."
"We don't mention gazelles in Starfleet anymore."
"I love it when you're butch!"
"Next time you're in the mood for a little role-playing, I just read a fascinating entry from James Kirk's old Enterprise
logs about a place called the 'Mirror Universe' and something called a 'captain's woman.'"
"And don't worry, I would never even think
of trying anything improper with a sweet, wholesome girl like you--"
"I think I've got sand in my coochie!"
"This should make for an interesting scent. Eau de perfume
combined with Cosmoline."