Captain's Log: For some reason, I feel like a third nacelle. Though, come to think of it, that would be pretty awesome. Imagine the
Enterprise with a third nacelle. Ooh, and a kickass phaser emitter. That'd be awesome! That's it, I'm staying, because I may be a third nacelle, but the third nacelle is what makes everything awesome. Well, that and my huge phaser emitter, if you know what I mean...and I think you do.
: Okay, Worf, we're done here. Let's go.
: I, um, something came up, I'd prefer if you went first and then I join you later.
: Oh for Kahless' sake!
: Oh, Jean-Luc, we all know you are an alien duplicate meant to hide the fact that our real Captain was kidnapped, but the crew voted and we want you to stay. Shall, we celebrate?
: Oh, yeah!
: From past experience, you'll want to drink a few of these. The only dates I've had have been pretty drunk.
: ♫ ♪ I feel pretty, Oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and bright, And I pity Any girl who isn't me tonight