Re: TOS Caption Contest #282: Love Connection
"Hey Nineteen" by Steely Dan begins playing in the background.
KALOMI: Hold on while I post this selfie to Spacebook
NATIRA: A headache? That's my line!
SCOTTY: See, I told you, the cryochambers we jacked from the Botany Bay would come in handy!
CHEKOV: You know the Russian saying "Red sky at night, sailors delight"?
LANDON: Do you know the American saying "Keep it in your pants or I'll cut it off?
The boring one, the one with Khan, the one where Spock returns, the one with whales, the dumb one, the last one, the one with Kirk, the one with the Borg, the stupid one, the bad one, the new one, the other one with Khan.