Riker: Computer, delete Picard.
Worf: Romulan Vessel, it is a good day for YOU to die. Fire all phasers!
Picard: It's been a lovely evening. Now get out.
Worf: (over comm) Worf to Henshaw, per your request, we are standing by to beam you out on your order.
Data squirts self with bottle
Troi: Best date ever.